Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder-

Right.

I'm back to blogging to give people an opportunity to snoop on me.

I need clothes. And I need to skinny up. I've got a few winter shoots coming up and ye gods...my face has gone all 'cheeky'. Oh, what happened to that high metabolism? I love food. I love eating...oh how I love to eat.

My fav foods are -
Anything that's high in salt

...and that's it.

Hello hypertension!

Moving on. Some people have been asking me about makeup tips. Apparently as a model I'm suppose to know everything there is to know about makeup. And to be honest...I don't know diddly about makeup! Liquid and powder foundation? What's the difference? Which is better...I don't have a clue. Eyeliner? Ew...and scary... And what the heck is lip liner? I didn't know you have to draw the outline of the lips before putting on lipstick? I just smear it on.

I own two shade of eyeshadow. Blue...and blue.

Blush? On the cheekbones right? So what happens if you can't find your cheekbones? Em...suck your cheeks in. If you still can't find them..just put it on and hope for the best. Or forgo it altogether.

And that new phenomenon - mineral makeup. Pure powder. Coloured cocaine. Stick it up your nose and I guarantee you'll get high off the 'breakthrough new technology of light reflecting particles which will enhance natural beauty and cause flaws to vanish.'

..mineral makeup is gross.

the beauty exposed ;