-to pass my performance exam without serious embarrassment
-to succeed in Operation: Get Rid of the Poo Shit -to go shopping and actually BUY some clothes (Ye gods...I loathe shopping..I know I know..I'm so unfemale..)
Don't waste 20..30...40...50 cents to sms me to say "oi, your blog is cold!" and "update! update!"
So, here I am. Blogging.. Woot!
You know I'm not one of those people who carries with them a little notebook and jots down randoms to blog about. So do forgive me if I don't write about some little old lady who sat down next to me on the bus.
"Oh, yeah. This little old lady sat down next to me on the bus. Oh my god, what was she wearing? I mean, seriously...FASHION NO NO!! She looked like a ball of randomly packed yarn/wool!"
Um...Blogger1, harsh much? Come on, dissing is not cool.
Or about a frayed wire next to the lab's LCD power outlet.
"And I looked down and saw a fray wire next to the lab's LCD power outlet. Someone could get electrocuted or something. Like it was all messed up and peeling. It was gross and made me feel paranoid. Like oh my god...what if someone turned the thingy on....and killed himself!...or herself!!! That would be awful! If one of my friends did that, I'd be sooooooo upset!!!!!"
Uh....right. Blogger2, I suggest you let maintenance know about that...and don't be a drama queen.
Or about a cucumber that fell of the salad.
"I looked down and saw that a cucumber had fallen off my salad and onto my lap. EWWWWW!! The End."
....I'd like those 5 seconds of my life back...thank you...
Heehee...so that's my blog post...about how awful other blog posts are!